Funny Quotes For New Parents

“the hardest part of parenting is being fake mad when they do something that is actually hilarious.” “being a mom means developing ‘the look’” “i gave you life, you give me all the reese’s.” every mom, every halloween. You make motherhood look fab. “as new parents, we often strive for perfection.

Jessica mills, my mother wears combat boots Having two kids makes you a referee.” —david frost “the best thing about trying to name a baby is realizing how many people you hate.” —@briangaar “can’t find your kids? Famous quotes, inspiring and funny + great parenting tips.

The middle name doesn’t get used often but when it does it’s very effective…thankfully.

(mike krzyzewski) __________ grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven’t thought of yet. “being new parents just puts your whole world into perspective. (gene perret) __________ the simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent. “at bedtime, all children become dehydrated philosophers who need a hug.” “the.